Remilia Corporation Onboarding Package
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1. Desk
Quadruple Monitors: Ultimate in posting productivity
Kensington Expert Wired Trackball Mouse: Trackball mice are the only truly ergonomic option, and best laptop mouse for portable use.
Sony MDR-V6: Accurate studio monitoring headphones
ShoreTel iPad Dock: For serious computing users.
Bluetooth Earpiece:
Kneeling Chair: Sitting is the new PUFAs.
Infrared Therapy Light: Important for your Thyroid.
2. Software
Urbit Port: The decentralized New Computer
SoulseekQT: Ultimate PTP Music Library
Minecraft: The most popular Web3 VReality Experience
VSCode Foam: The best exocortex notebook/workstation
3. Clothing
Tai Chi Uniform: The perfect posting suit - comfortable, loose,
Birkenstock EVA Clogs: The most reliable footwear - ergonomic & waterproof
Remilia Corp Hat
Dr. Marten's Adrian Smooth Leather Loafers: These are perfect loafers.
Orgonite Necklace with Tesla Coils: Important deflection from EMF rays.
4. Kitchen
Bamboo Steamer: You can steam anything in this.
Instant Pot: You can pressure cook anything in this.
12 inch Cast Iron Skillet: You can grill anything in this
Air Fryer: You can air fry anything in this.
Portable Burner: You can grill anywhere with this.
Moka Pot: Most efficient coffee/espresso method in preparation & cleanup.
Yogurt Maker
Ice-cream maker: Organic icecream is actually very healthy.
Banjja Stainless Steel Set (2): Complete dishware needs in a non-toxic, easily cleaned stainless steel.
5. Supplements
Sun Potion Pine Pollen
Magnesium Powder
Raw Apple Cider Vinegar
6. Miscellaneous
Top-o-matic Cigarette Tube Injector
Water Pistol
Machete
Dr. Bronner's Pure Castile Soap
Oculus VR Set